If I were to win the lottery tomorrow and I were to win a sum of around 100 million dollars I would:
Buy some Manolo Blahniks so whenever I put them on I would feel like Carrie Bradshaw!
Get a maid who looks like Carrie Bradshaw so P won’t be tempted to have a love child with her (P does not find Sarah Jessica Parker attractive AT ALL but I happen to fancy her).
Hire a driver who calls me Ms. Daisy (even though my name is Ang).
Obligatory vanity item: Get laser hair removal.
Take all of my friends to an all inclusive excursion to Mexico (of course we will look this sexy too)!
Have a beautiful piece of property and build a cabin in the middle of it surrounded by a moat and a draw bridge (and yes, Ocarina of Time was my inspiration).
Host a huge festival on said property and invite people like Lindsay Lohan, Andy Dick, Kanye West, Charlie Sheen and Katherine Heigl to come sing/act/perform stand-up and call it “Misunderstood Stock”.
Speaking of Charlie Sheen, with my remaining “winning”s I would get out of debt, my family out of debt, start a no kill animal shelter, donate to my fave local charities which would get me recognized by my community who would name a street (with my urging of course) which would bring awareness to an ailment I suffer with along with countless others: Irritable bowel syndrome.
It’s good to have dreams. Now I just need to start playing the lottery.